Whose in charge here?

#2 and I keep having the same conversation over and over. It brings a smile to my face each time so I thought it might bring a smile to yours today. It goes something like this:

me: "#2, please do (insert any number of things here that I may ask him to do).

#2: "why do I always have to do what you say?" (why being a favorite question of #2, he is almost 5 and all.)

me: "because I'm the boss of you."

#2: "Well, Uncle K calls me chief." (said so matter-of-factually)

This is true, my brother, Uncle K calls most people chief. This title though has gone to #2's head and he's taking it quite literally.